You Knit What?

So... I got this email the other day, promoting a new yarn line or book or something, and this was the picture they chose to showcase the whole collection.  Now, I normally think the whole You Knit What? thing can be a little mean sometimes (although other times downright funny), but seriously.  WHO would wear this thing, much less knit it?  Can you imagine, all the work to knit a floor-length cardigan and it ends up looking that THAT?!?!?!  People, that is just bad with a capital B. 

PS - you know your knitting obsession has hit a new low when you start getting knitting-related spam.  Although it's better than the alternative, I guess!