I think this picture says more than a thousand words could about the
fun hilarious kind of parties that my friend Dallas throws. This, my
friends, is an old-fashioned chap-off: biker chic vs. old school cowboy.

Chap-Off!

Originally uploaded by kerner

The hostess herself was a So You Think You Can Dance performer in a
demented Wade Robson routine, but she failed to make it onto the hot
tamale train, so she had to dance for her life. It did not go well.

Witches’ Brew

Originally uploaded by kerner

Matt and I are incapable of dressing in matching couples costumes, because he
likes to be scary on Halloween and I just like be to silly. So, he is a
Running-of-the-Bulls zombie (see the horn through his stomach?) and I
am Ginger from Gilligan’s Island (although I think I kind of look like
Betty Rubble in this picture).

An Odd Couple

Originally uploaded by kerner

Happy Halloween! (Now get your extra candy away from me. I cannot resist eating it all.)